No toys left this week except Jeff Goldblum naked

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Welcome back to Toy Aisle, io9’s weekly review of the best nudity toys և internet collections. The news of all the other toys this week is irrelevant because, like life, Mattel: Creations has found a way to bring us more In Jeff Goldbl than we deserve. When checking, hold your butt.

Mattel Creations x: Jurassic Park: Theory of Chaos Dr. Ian Malcolm Figure

All from: Fanko to: Lego gave the world their comments on Jeff Goldblum as sexy, naked, with broken legs, extremely crazy about Ian Malcolm. the original Jurassic Park:, but there will always be room for more in our hearts, we welcome now Adoption of Mattel Creations embrace

The outer lay of this delicious onion of a collectible wraps the Ian Malcolm figure in a faux copy of the character’s equally fictitious book, God Creates Dinosaurs, which makes occasional cameo appearances in the film Jurassic World.

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But open the cover and there you’ll find the tiny but posable four-inch figure, complete with leg splint, splayed out on a miniature diorama based on the control rooms inside the Jurassic Park visitors’ center.

Mattel Creations could have stopped there and Jurassic Park fans would have still lined up in droves to pre-order the $25 figure when it officially goes up for pre-order on May 23 at 12 p.m. EST through site. But instead they went the extra mile by adding LED light effects և a speaker that plays eight different quotes from Ian Malcolm when the figure is pressed.

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